WARNING!
Long periods of exposure to BEACH RUGBY may cause the symptoms including the impulsive need for FULL CONTACT and to TACKLE ANYTHING THAT MOVES, WHITE LINE FEVER and AGGRESSION. If the symptoms are unwanted, please take 20ml of TOUGHEN UP KID, with a glass of CONCRETE and 30ml of SUCK IT UP PRINCESS 3 times a day. If pain persists PLEASE TAKE UP KNITTING.
